You're drinking bourbon and playing Texas Hold 'Em.

You have to be 18-21 depending on the state you live in order to gamble, but there should be a “mental age” limit to play Texas Hold’em. If you wear sunglasses or headphones while you play, you’re a child and should stick to playing online. Real men can say “All in,” then look other players in the eye with a glass of bourbon in one hand and a La Gloria Cubana Serie R No. 6 in the other. This isn’t a poker room, it’s a shark’s cage. Your sunglasses won’t help you here.